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They say they're gonna revoke our licenses-that we're not really mad enough! Dr. Erhardt: We got a letter from the Mad Scientist League. Servo: Who won? Crow: I know I'll never be quite the same.

Three hours from now the game will be history, but the lives of the players and fans alike will never be the same. Announcer: There's nothing quite like it. Servo : Okay, all the actors form a line! ' Love Boat' on the left, ' Fantasy Island' on the right! Mighty Jack Joel: So that cat is going to have to take the rap for this whole thing? Superdome Crow: Magnum, deep fried. Carla Stanley: Please, do something! We'll all be killed! Crow: I guess she's in charge of panicking. Walsh: Although the sky above remains black… Crow : … our wing is completely on fire, not unlike re-entry. If you'll look out your windows, you'll see a sight that very few except the astronauts have ever seen. Walsh: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Walsh. Crow : Hi, you're in the part of the plane that falls off. SST: Death Flight Angela: Hello! Crow : Please put your brain under the seat in front of you. Fugitive Alien Joel: Just because you lost your hair, doesn't mean you have to take it out on the planet. Crow: Nick Brimble! I had a knick on my Brimble once. Joel: That's why they're in such trouble. Crow: I think the prop department juuuust ran out of money. Cosmic Princess Joel: Kind of a jack-o'-lantern monster. Servo: This made flying turtles look good. Crow: So deep, we should've been wearing boots. Joel: What did you think, Servo? Servo: I thought it was pathetic. Servo: So Crow, if we ever get off this ship, what's the first thing you're going to do when we get to Earth? Crow: Uh well the first thing I'm gonna do is kill Sandy Frank! Servo: Oh, that's just a given! Crow: Hope no one's eating rice at this point. Servo: You know, ants can carry entire watermelons.

Guiron Servo: Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can't be beat. Helen: I think he's so wonderful, I love Gamera! Joel: Keep your shirt on, honey.

Zigra Servo: Oh my God, it's Gordon Lightfoot! Joel: The Ocean the beginning of all life. Gaos Joel: All you scary guys with the low I.Q.s, don't call any more because you're scaring Gypsy. Joel : When you get up in the morning, Kenny, we'll get you a whole box of gravel. Kenny: Tibby? Tibby? Tibby? Joel: Like the turtle's gonna call out if he hears him. Joel: There's nothing more tragic than a war in an Eskimo village. Hidaka: The war even comes to this Eskimo village. I looked up 'suspended animation' in the dictionary and I don't think that this is going to be any good at-AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Joel: See, I told you guys it would work. Barugon Japanese General: Operation Rear View Mirror has failed. Revenge of the Mysterons Star Force: Fugitive Alien II Servo: They must've spent tens of dollars on this. Crow: You found the secret of life? Why should it bum you out? Joel: It was on 8-track. Crow: Yes, Joel Hodgson? Joel: I found the secret of life the other day. KTMA (Season 0) The Green Slime Man: That's an asteroid! Joel: That's no asteroid. Mike & the Bots, Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo, Observer What do the colors mean? The color scheme for the table indicates the different channels and cast arrangements for MST3K:.See the discussion page for suggested formatting and more inclusion guidelines. On the other hand, these quotes do include MST3K humor that arises from cultural references that aren't practical to explain within a quote page, so they are left as mental exercises for the reader (or the use of external sites with such explanations). A good guideline for adding quotes here is to limit them to ones that communicate their humor through the text itself, with a minimum of context. Much of the humor in Mystery Science Theater 3000 comes from visual or sound sources that cannot be adequately communicated through a text quote page. (Some older browsers don't provide this feature or have it disabled, in which case you can still see the title as a URL in your browser's status bar.) As you pause your mouse over each box in the table, the title of the episode, short, or special will pop up in a tooltip. You can browse these quotes by scrolling through the page, looking for a specific title using your browser's Find or Search feature, or click on a numbered link in the table of contents. (See Notes below for help on using this page.) There are 198 movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon.

#Battle fleet gothic wiki asteroid tv

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999 2017–2018 2022–) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness.